You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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