Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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