i think i have two assholes
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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