Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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