Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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