those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize