rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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