So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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