do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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