hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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