cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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