just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Randomize
