Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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