Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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