I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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