Where is the hickey?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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