She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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