google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath