me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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