Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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