she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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