I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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