You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
are you so shy because you have an std?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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