dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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