But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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