Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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