HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Randomize
