STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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