so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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