3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
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i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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