Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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