I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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