what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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