A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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