whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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