ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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