loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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