is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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