Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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