your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
