Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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