Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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