Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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