You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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