remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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