someone get that fucking seahorse.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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