Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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