well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Damn victory sex feels great