in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.