Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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