4 words: hood of his car
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
He has the fingertips of a God
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