i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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