it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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