I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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