need another drink. this is the easiest way
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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