the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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