the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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