I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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