I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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