Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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