But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Can I color on your dick again?
The uberlube is also flammable
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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