i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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