i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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