i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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